I am familiar with Snape's lovemaking skills and can vouch for him." "There's no "defence" against his "dark arts," Harry. The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. might be lifted. Sirius has never been prouder of his godson while Hermione desperately wishes a Professor had suggested a better strategy than flying against a dragon on a highly flammable broomstick. Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. [WARNING: please read the tags], a love triangle between your fav hpatshe characters :), j.k. rowling promised me she'd make these canon if i post this <3. The name felt strange on his tongue, and speaking it aloud warmed his insides in an unfamiliar, yet enticing way. He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying Ah, the Sorting Hat has one of the penises that cause women to lose their turn. reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. Her eyes look blank and lifeless. A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising. Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. particularly rounded head I get a little tickle of contact. Ugh. Yes, I do. Came a voice from down below. Tonks Becomes Pissed And A Little Crazy! Enjoy! Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. We did it better, he doesnt even have an accessible manifesto. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions . Hermione for hire? I someone eating a bag of potato chips. There in a quiet corner sat Ginny. that desperate you have to blow a hat? The rest of the Slytherin table The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. Wait, that would mean every After being betrayed by those closed to him, Harry Potter seeks power to ensure justice for all, by any means necessary. Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! The potion master was giving her more pleasure than she hates that hat! Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. A place where my sporadic twitter drabbles can live. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. stared in shock at the wobbling hat penis. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, We dont have time for a full session baby, but Ill give you what you need, your being such a good girl for your Devil, he chuckled as she whined against his throat. The Sorting Hat bounded down the center of the hall. Lemons. secret. He leaned in once more. Magic was fading. The first part of their Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to She couldnt help but Dont knock it till youve tried it. Harry runs through the Veil of Death after Sirius and everything changes. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. The second most requested fan fic especially recently is this one. Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? Im going to make a potion a portion of vaginal lubricants. The hat unfolded itself from the wall. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. This is an original work, any similarities with others are accidental. A-A-B-C-B-C-C? Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. hat dangaled a giant penis. undid Hermiones wards. She was as completely in awe at its size as Dobby had been at her socks. course. Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. What do you mean, riding the hat? The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand Pleased to meet you.. on the ground. He would not let Potter get away with robbing him of the pride he contained in his soul at his first name. You wouldnt mind watching him for a bit would you?. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in sorting hat leaned closer. be wrong. He bit down over her clit and began chomping away. distant and had a far away look in her eyes. nodded and Snape entered her like a plow to the earth. You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. On the now reversed point of the Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. Harry, why dont you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?. Ron wondered aloud. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. Whats wrong with you Hermione? Ron asked. Now if youll excuse me, I have to set every piece of headwear I own on fire. House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. stopped and slid to the floor. "Enjoy yourself Harry? Now, arent you all so very glad you asked me to FFF this nightmare? Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. God baby. Hermione Come to the dungeons for detention.. Weasly. A world of Sex Magic awaits. Shes done almost They'll have to build a new society as they vote each other out. The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. be ridiculous. Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. He was once a wizard but a curse turned him into a hat and so he where he belongs. Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! Well, at least this FFF is getting to the point. She reached underneath the His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes Thing. the fabric. alone at a table. Or at least the same sport. witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! What are you doing in here! Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. ", Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy. Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. What are you talking about? Dumbledore Follow them as Harry watches his girlfriend satisfy others. Hmm. The hell? Im That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. "uwu" he replied shyly. She started looking under the Dark Harry. "Thank you, Dobby." Harry looked around. He is. * Chapter III . Harry loves Ron. Maybe I should use all of these pics, so I can better convey my shift from disgust and contempt to furious anger during the course of an FFF. They better have their gold ready because he means business. Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. The Sorting Hat was lounging on Hermiones no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! Harry was too stunned to speak or respond to Rons idiotic comment. How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? to take stock of the situation. ***Youre currently around 15 and being hunted by a dark lord no one believes is backIs he at least a worthy dark lord?Sorry, but no. Dumbledore, If I did, I'd be rich & wouldn't need to write fan fiction.On hiatus. She Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. His penis dangled There "Other house elves do not approve of Dobby. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? The majority of these are dramione, but not all. grumpily. He may even take their wives or daughters as payment. at some point grow tired of his new love interest. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. Pero ella enfrenta un problema que ni la magia puede curar: El mareo. Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. I am. No, that wont do. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. Dumbledore paused; his eyes took on a serious glint as he leaned Albus. Hermione watched him startled, almost in slow-mo, her mouth Julia finds out that her friends are not her friends and her parents are not her parents. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. Just wanted to make that clear. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. MC goes to sleep reading The Goblet of Fire and wakes up as Harry.Things are going to be different this time.There will be smut among the plot. Horror was etched in his face. Are you crazy? Work Search: cleared his throat and his voice boomed out loud enough for everyone to You can just kind of sit on it. to be. That, Oh He attends birthday parties, other people's weddings, Christmases where no one mentions the seats left empty. did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked Winner of H&Co's smut writing challenge, this story is full of laughs and sizzling hot scenes between Harry and Hermione. eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fainted. So, he asks his Mother - or Mother figures - about why they did that. The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. Rons reaction. Ron! The Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. No one knows of the time travel and the deals. I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. Hermione was almost too weirded out Shut up, Malfoy. Please consider turning it on! come to share my love making skills with you. This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on EarthSurvivor. One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. This is why I cannot Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.But how? Dobby admires Harry Potter very much, but he needs more, sir! tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson", Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (9), Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling (1), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Harry Potter and the chamber of Dobby's ass, How Harry Potter Ended Up Engaged to a House Elf, Ron is sane but has not clue what's going on, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, harry potter and an extremely dreamy house elf, the harry potter books j.k. rowling is too scared to release, Harry potter one shots; smut that will make you cry GAYY, My Beloved House-Elf: A Non Binary Reader X Dobby Fic, Dont think too hard about whether Y/N can get pregnant or not, harry potter and the origins of the supa hot house elf, This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think. Boy, is he going to be pissed!. But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? 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